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Susan Devoy

Susan Devoy — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 09:21:17 +1200

We all get funny stories via e mail txt etc. Some are worth sharing. If you copy the text in the e mail then you can paste directly into the Forum.Easy as pie.
This is a goodie sent by Mish who is the guru of personal training in Wellington.

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wariorwmn

wariorwmn — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:00:37 +1300

funny!

Susan Devoy

Susan Devoy — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 11:33:09 +1300

Another great one.

At my recent assault trial, I offered a plea of
"Guilty with an explanation." The judge asked me what my explanation
was, so I told my story..

"Your Honor," I said, "I had a mammogram appointment, which I actually
kept. I was met with: 'Hi! I'm Belinda!'...

Susan Devoy

Susan Devoy — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:37:22 +1300

An oldie but a goodie. !

Went to a funeral y'day and the two qualities spoken of about the deceased that were so true was his philosophy on life which was based on love and laughter.

So hope you have a laugh at this one.

Love this Chinese Doctor!

Q:...

Susan Devoy

Susan Devoy — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 08:59:41 +1200

AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. –

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the...

Susan Devoy

Susan Devoy — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 14:15:59 +1200

INTERESTING GLOBAL FACTS ABOUT SEX:

At Any Given Moment:

FACT: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex – right now

FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.

FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.

FACT: 1 old timer is reading emails.

You hang in there, Sunshine!