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Don't lose your sense of humour !

Posted by Paula on October 29, 2009 at 12:47 PM

There are many big questions in life-one of them is.

What are the good things about getting older if you're a woman?

After many months-no-make that years of serious consideration,and even more serious consultation with good friend Sav Blanc (have I mentioned she is wonderful n bubbly) it is clear that just as our bodies enlarge so too do our senses of humour......and who wouldnt have to have a great sense of humour when almost overnight you;
grow bat wings under your arms ,your chin joins your chest and you resemble an orange from waist to thighs and suddenly your skin has lots n lots of little foldy lines.
Plus you can''t remember things.....which can be both good n bad...

But our humour seems to grow in almost direct proportion to our size and thats what we older gals have all over the youngies....You never hear them shrieking when trying on swimwear..

And so it was that I have been thinking about the Wonder Walkers Weight Clobbering Club...

A Club formed by a group of brave,resolute women determined,after years of torment by weight-to clobber it !

Weight has followed many of us for years......sneaking up from behind and causing havoc to arms,chins,waists,thighs around the world.......Weight is as great a burden to mankind as is Global Warming.....but to date weight has not been revealed as the true enemy as there are many who have made great fortunes from designing clothes to stop the horrible nature of weight from being revealed.........and CLOBBERED.

And so we invite all women who hate weight to join the WWWCC where we will use our most potent weapon of humour to clobber weight and bring it to its knees.

Paula