Episode Twelve - Speaking of Babies

“Hey”, Ani Ambler calls out as the Wonder Walkers head around the waterfront. “Did anyone else read about that Mexican woman with a 14 pound baby? How would you walk after that?”

For that matter, she thinks while mentally checking the extra-absorbent panty liner is in place, how would you sneeze and stay dry?

All the women wriggle a little as they walk, trying not to think about birthing a monster baby.
Roxie has already forgotten about her hell morning. Besides, she’s always hated that hideous soup tureen the kids broke – she's been wanting to smash it over her mother-in-law's head for donkey's years.

“Speaking of babies,” she tells the walkers, “Since our fourth one, my husband complains that sex is like tossing a sausage up Queen Street.”

“Ooh Darling, don't you know you can fix that,” says Laura. “Go see my surgeon about vaginoplasty.”

The other walkers look interested but blank. So she spells it out; “Vaginal rejuvenation surgery.”

“Good grief no”, gasps Patti. “Go natural. Try the Kegelmaster. It's that handy dildo-shaped plastic thingy with knobs and springs to exercise those inner muscles. They say it's like weight lifting down there. Your Queen Street will feel like a narrow service lane in no time”.

Would traffic flows improve if Queen Street became a service lane?

Has Laura let a plastic surgeon near her girlie bits?

Do they have Kegelmasters in Mexico?